jehovahs:

legfruit:

Y’all joke about needing vodka to survive but it is literally a drink made of satans cum. it is battery acid in a fucking bottle it is thousands of little knives that stab your throat and nose perfumed with a punch in the fucking mouth

why does this post just say “weak”??? inside joke or…?

sailornaiad:

sailornaiad:

just called somebody a noob for smoking newports

andy’s a damn noob! spread this

outofcontextdnd:

DM: You enter the small room and see a man chained up to the wall. He appears to be the incredibly average man you’ve been looking for this whole time. 

Rogue: I’ll pick the locks on his chains!

*Three hours of failed lockpicking later*

Half-orc barbarian: SMASH! SMASH CHAINS! SMASH MAN!

sailornaiad:

just called somebody a noob for smoking newports

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