Y’all joke about needing vodka to survive but it is literally a drink made of satans cum. it is battery acid in a fucking bottle it is thousands of little knives that stab your throat and nose perfumed with a punch in the fucking mouth
why does this post just say “weak”??? inside joke or…?
DM: You enter the small room and see a man chained up to the wall. He appears to be the incredibly average man you’ve been looking for this whole time.
Rogue: I’ll pick the locks on his chains!
*Three hours of failed lockpicking later*
Half-orc barbarian: SMASH! SMASH CHAINS! SMASH MAN!
just called somebody a noob for smoking newports